January 2011
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I typed your symptoms into the computer, and it says you might have…...
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And I have no reason to hug her other than my love of having boobs pressed...
– Tracy Jordan
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I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once....
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My Cat Is a Genius
He was out of water and somehow he managed to turn the facet on so I would give him some. (Maybe he did it accidentally though. He looked really scared once the water started pouring out)
while watching Cops, all I do is scream "fuck da...
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commitmenttoexcellence:
You bet your ass he is.
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PUNNY JOKE DAY!
bestrooftalkever:
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
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I am reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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