I’m so pretty.

itssarahssaem replied to your post “I feel like I’m pretty funny, but I rarely tell jokes. My students…”

Haha, that’s cute ^^

She was so excited to tell me her mom liked it! I’m just happy I was able to teach “oscillating” to my second graders.

(Source: kehlso)

fygirlcrush:

Hey! I finally went to see the house where they filmed The Virgin Suicides after living 20 minutes away from it for about a year! Guess what guys? Yeah, it’s been completely renovated into a stucco covered nightmare. It’s absolutely hideous and almost unrecognizable, apart from the house across the street looking exactly the same.

Nothing gold can stay, I guess.

I feel like I’m pretty funny, but I rarely tell jokes. My students wanted to hear me tell a joke though. The only one I could think of was Mitch Hedberg’s oscillating fan joke. I cleaned it up, but a lot of them, second graders, thought it was pretty funny.

That was a month ago. On Monday, I had a student tell me that she had told her mom the joke. Her mom thought it was funny, so she posted it on her blog on Naver, attributing it to me. This student said I was now famous in Korea (or at least to her). Now I’m freaking out that people in Korea who read that blog and actually recognize Mitch Hedberg jokes think I’m a fraud.

I never meant to claim that joke as my own! I said I couldn’t make them up by myself! I’m sorry, Mr. Hedberg!

Drink a bit too much and play guitar. My favorite way to spend time alone!

agingerwithaseoul:

It’s raining in Seoul tonight.

The sky this morning was trippy.

Maybe it’s not the sky that is trippy, but the way we perceive it which is, indeed, trippy [Mitch Hedberg voice]
#seoul #korea #sky #clouds #summer #morning (at Park Tower)

(Source: peteneems)

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this